So you’d like your baby to be a boy?
He'll give you joy, fulfillment, purpose.
Now ask yourself: what can you give him?
Hair: Light brown
Projected growth: 6'2"
Skin factor: 22
But that's just where it begins...
Next Let's see how we can improve his IQ –
it’s the choice amongst young couples today.
Our award-winning chief research laboratory, located in France, has made major strides since completing the genetic catalog. Filing thousands of patents every year, we continue to lead the world in Foetal IQ-boosting (FIQb).
FIQb costs extra but can you really put a price on putting your son ahead?
Because we believe so much in his importance, we've discounted this option for a limited time.
Apply now and we'll throw in 25 IQ
points extra absolutely FREE!
Have you thought a bit about his personality?
Other clinics may focus on Extremely Confident as the must-have choice for your little one.
But we believe subtlety is the key.
With a little prefrontal cortex tweaking, we can assign a balanced EQ setting for him. Later in his life, you'll appreciate the difference between self-assured and overbearing.
For only $6000 more, you can reduce his cellular degradation rate by up to 41%. That's some 35 years extra you're granting.
Give him the gift of a lifetime.
LIFE EXPECTANCY SILVER
Would-be parents on a budget, don't worry we've got you covered.
Our more affordable $2500 life expectancy option involves fewer quality assurance checks during the gestation process*. But this way you can give your bundle of joy an extra 20, generally tolerable, years.
Chat with one of our helpful consultants about our range of budget options.
* Side-effects include increased chance of myopia, gout, and arthritis.
Opt for our brand-new 3-in-1 in-utero ATA package to remove your son's adenoids / tonsils / appendix all before birth, before they become a problem. Without pain, without fuss.
Performed in one of our state-of-the-art labs by a team of highly trained midwife-technologists. Our breakthrough approach means it's all done at the cellular level before your son's nerves have even formed!
Wouldn't it be great if your son could throw ball like his Dad? With us, playing catch is just one dream that can be guaranteed.
“Give him only the best of you,
let us make it even better. ”
We'd enhance those upper-arm aptitude genes he’d get from you, for example.
Plus, we'd remove that pesky receding hairline trait!
Once you've decided on the specifications and entered your details into our system, you're all set for your first invitro-construction session!
It really is that easy, so why wait?
With our money-back, best-in-class policies you can rest assured you'll already know the child you'll have in nine months.
Why take a chance with Nature?
Ask us about experimental options for reducing the tendency-chromosomes of major diseases!
Congratulations on choosing
First Steps Fertilisation Clinics.
Where your child is unique –
just how you want him.
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